11.23.2008

Things overheard from this one English teacher

"I know it doesn't mean anything, but I find it really really interesting that his middle name is Hussein."

Shit, my dad has the same first name as Stalin. Does this mean he's going to start banishing people to Siberian labor camps? Does this matter? Fuck no.

The election results have turned everyone in this state into whiny babies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm not a "whiny baby."
and i'm also not going to start composing a gospel anytime soon.