Rock And/Or Roll

2009-10-05T12:58:00.000-05:00

I want to look like this when I get older.

Ideal

2009-05-19T15:04:00.002-05:00

2009-04-28T23:28:00.006-05:00

Life has been extremely and utterly kicking my ass lately, but after I make it through a flurry of papers and a slough projects things should be easy breezy.
At least I don't have swine flu. And it's my birthday tomorrow.

If I could be or bone anyone in the world, it would be Clemence Poésy.

I also enjoy this picture. And realize that this post makes me seem like a lesbian.

I love your long shadows and gunpowder eyes

2009-03-23T17:33:00.008-05:00

Winnipeg, Manitoba, may not seem like the ideal destination for a simple American tourist, but it can't be denied that certain areas of the city are unabashedly hip. During my short visit my friend Christine and I made it to two fantastic vintage stores (one of which I am crouching in above), the local art gallery, an amazing coffee/bookshop that possesses the best atmosphere one would ever want to sip their americano in, an Indian restaurant, a very High Fidelity-esque used record store, and various other places of the like.
For those of you who know me well, I have probably told you about my self proclaimed soul mate who worked (works?) at this record store, Into the Music. I fell totally in love with this dude when I was thirteen and had first sauntered into the place to pick up a couple of Hot Hot Heat cds or whatever stupid shit I was into at the time. Upon seeing his Buddy Holly glasses, Joy Division tee, and pale pinkish red hair (natural!) I was completely smitten. So imagine my surprise when the very next year, age fourteen, I wandered back to the same place and saw the very same guy chilling behind the counter! After an awkward exchange where I asked if The Damned were playing, (it turned out to be the Misfits) I vowed to make that bespectacled boy mine. I mean really, it had to be more than a coincidence that he had been working both times I happened to show.

You can probably imagine my shock and horror when I found out the next year that the Winnipeg excursion had to be canceled. Fate had brought me and my red-haired Buddy Holly together (sort of) and now she'd decided to rip us apart. My agony was only increased three days ago when I finally had a chance to return to Into the Music. I did not see my Ian Curtis/Glen Danzig fan man but instead saw some thirty-ish dude in a gray t shirt looking in need of a shower. My heart was noticeably broken but I browsed the aisles a bit, continuously checking the door.
After awhile I gave up.
I ended up leaving with Meat is Murder and some Stone Roses, but had hoped to leave with a future husband. Though the experience was definitely discouraging, I choose to believe that my Canadian soul mate is still out there, smoking cloves and listening to Love Will Tear Us Apart.

Anyway here's me trying on hats:

Excuse the shitty quality. A new camera is definitely on my list. The store in the first, third, and following pictures is this large, high-ceilinged place with tons of old-timey clothes and costumes for rent. The girl who was working told us that they were in the process of clearing the place out because it was going to be turned into a library for a movie that's going to be filmed there.

I have more pictures of Chrissy and I in the store dressed up as Adam Ant in pirate hats and Revolutionary War style jackets, but they have yet to be exported.

BTW now that this trip is over and done with my life is back to being ultra shitty, so you should bake me cookie.

O RLY

2009-03-16T21:57:00.001-05:00

December 12, 1983

Dear Alex,
I shall now begin what will unquestionably turn into a very long, very tedious, very tiresome typewritten correspondence. I can tell you are already beating your brow and cursing yourself for opening this envelope, but according to mother it is “imperative” that I write. The question she so desperately needs an answer for is one of the vaguest and most simplistic inquiries known to mankind.
How are you?
Now, knowing the fiend of interrogation that is Evelyn Hunt, her curiosity will not be satisfied until she receives an up to date oral report on your physical and mental health (twenty minutes minimum, mind you). If only you owned a telephone, I would not be the one subjected to hours of endless chatter. Perhaps you think this unkind of me. Honestly though, you should hear her go off. I believe poor Evelyn’s severe, chronic nosiness has gotten progressively worse since all of her children moved out of the house. That woman is comparable to the American troops storming the beaches of Normandy on D-Day; even over the phone such is her force. Yesterday she talked to me for a full half hour because she was concerned about whether or not you were eating enough, the whole time making it sound as if it were my fault that you may be becoming malnourished. These twenty-six years I have heard nothing but lectures.
Now of course I realize I have made a right fool of myself throughout this paragraph, because a man who still complains so vehemently about his mother, in my opinion, should not be considered a man at all. For chrissakes though Alex, buy a telephone.
I realize you may be wondering why mother didn’t write to you herself, or employ either Zoë or Ewan to do the job. I suppose she thought you would be more prone to discuss the details of your life with me, rather than our extremely pious sister, egg-headed and self-absorbed older brother, or her own crotchety self. It may also be due to the fact that Zoë is currently exploring the mountain regions of Tibet and Ewan isn’t taking any calls. (He is supposedly on the brink of discovering a cure for polio or cancer or something of the like and has been working like a dog day and night for the past few months. He had articles published in the New York Times and The New England Medical Journal last week, if you hadn’t already noticed.) Father is engrossed in his crossword puzzles as per usual, and of course would be of no help.
Right, now that the affairs of each member of our immediate family have been covered I must throw my attention back to you. I really do hate to say this, but I see some sense in our mother’s current concern over your well-being. The last time we spoke over pay-phone you seemed dangerously detached from your surroundings, and had expressed that the only emotion you felt as of late was one of “utter contempt.” Was this mainly directed at your peers? Your professors? I would hardly think so, this being your third year of attending university. One would assume that at this point you would be fully aware of the massive egos that thrive on a college campus. Hell, haven’t we all been little egomaniacs since we emerged, kicking and screaming from the womb, and declaring it our God-given right to make as much noise as possible? I can’t help but laugh when I think back to my own years at university. How tiresome it was to constantly be surrounded by chain-smoking children drinking black coffee and quoting Nietzsche.
Now I have a feeling, correct me if I am wrong, that the majority of your professors are quite similar to Ewan (or he to them, whichever you prefer). You know the type, men who live life believing that they’re God’s gift to planet earth. It would be more irritating if their arrogance weren’t so often coupled with brilliance. Wasn’t one of those old fools at that school of yours even awarded a damn Nobel Prize? Yes, that Dr. Eisenberg fellow. For pete’s sake, I can’t imagine you harboring much contempt for him. Are you feeling less than jovial towards our ever-loving parents, dear Eli and Evelyn Hunt? You know they tried with the lot of us, they really did. Now I’m well aware that I’ve just simplified your worldview down to its barebones, and that your troubles no doubt extend far beyond school and kin, but by gosh you’ve got me stumped. My dear boy, what is the can of worms behind your discontent? Describe this can for me, from top to bottom, and I will try and be of assistance.
After our brief, but stimulating pay-phone conversation last week I started to think about what a funny child you were. Do you remember how you would often lock yourself up in your room and sit in silence for hours? It was fantastic to behold, because you simply would not stir. When anyone in the family bothered to ask what on earth your were doing, your response was merely, “meditating.” (Now I seem to recall that around this time Eli had been reading you passages from Siddhartha as a substitute for bedtime stories, which I believe was partly responsible for your Zen-like trances. I still marvel at the surprising amount of self-discipline you had as a seven-year-old. I suppose it’s all rather funny, in retrospect.) Are you reverting back to your second grade self and trying to reach enlightenment by tuning out the rest of society?
Please reply posthaste.

Love,
Miles

P.S. I heard through some rather unscrupulous sources that you were abandoning your thesis. Is this true? And that you are also scrapping the novel you’ve been working on since the age of fourteen? Your spare, beautiful prose is one of the greatest gifts the literary world has ever been graced with, and it kills me inside to think of you holed up in that apartment, day after day, doing absolutely nothing.

2009-03-14T16:11:00.001-05:00

2009-03-08T14:27:00.002-05:00

I need the snow to melt.

I need to quit being an introvert!

Theologians, don't know nothin about my soul

2009-02-27T17:05:00.003-06:00

I have come to the realization that I am what my high school priest refers to as a "cafeteria Catholic." He defined this as someone who picks and chooses what aspects of Catholicism they wish to subscribe to whilst disregarding the rest, much like someone who scoops up all the deliciously wiggly lime jello and leaves the dubious looking potato salad for the next chump in line. This may come off as a smart move, but there is a definite problem. You see, you're supposed to take the potato salad, 'cause if you don't, you can't call yourself a Catholic.
Personally, I am pro gay marriage and pro stem cell research, but am stuck somewhere in the gray, indiscernible middle on the tricky subject of abortion. In religion class today an interesting topic was brought up. I'll refrain from using my instructor's real name, so let's just call him Father Schmaltz. Father Schmaltz said, and I'm paraphrasing, that if someone takes an oath on the Holy Bible but does not practice that bible's teachings, they are committing a grave sin. His example was President Obama, who was sworn into office by placing his hand on Abe Lincoln's own personal good book, but was still a staunch pro-choice advocate, and therefore was sinning against Our Lord when he became Commander In Chief. I retorted, inquiring if the same could be said about a president who threw America into a war that many argue should never have been started in the first place.
I was somewhat surprised at his response. Father Schmaltz said we would have the answer to that in twenty years, when all the facts surrounding the situation are finally brought to light. Maybe this Iraq war was a bad thing, but maybe it was justified.
I thought this was stupid. I was again surprised when he vehemently pronounced that Joe Biden, who is Catholic, should be excommunicated(for those of you who aren't familiar with these fancy religious terms, to be excommunicated essentially means one would be cut off from the church and unable to receive the sacraments). I then started to wonder if the former of the two statements made Father Schmaltz a sort of "cafeteria Catholic" himself. The value of a human life, I would think, is still a quintessential piece of the costly and morally questionable cherry pie in the lunch line of politics and faith.
This brings me back to the potato salad. Is it truly a fattening mayonnaise covered mush or am I seeing it the wrong way and it's really a fresh green salad that is essential to a healthy lifestyle? Should I trust my eyes and move along or accept it when people tell me it'll be good for me? I do not know. I still can't accept the fact that I need to cram everything onto my plate. Until I do, I guess I'll have to remain standing with a half empty tray in hand, waiting on the fringes of the lunch line until I can finally sit down and eat.

2009-02-16T12:56:00.000-06:00

Even though

2009-02-08T21:45:00.004-06:00

Christian Bale has been freaking out a lot lately, I still love him.

Bob and Françoise

2009-02-06T20:31:00.001-06:00

Two of my favorite people.

Too much stress, no time to impress

2009-01-27T00:15:00.006-06:00

If I were scheduled to work tomorrow I think my eyeballs may have melted out of my skull, which would then cause my brain to fall out through the gaping holes in my cranium and consequently kill me. And I would have been ttlly ok with it.

Sure, it's easy to make five lattes in four minutes when you've been downing double espresso and earl gray tea in the back all afternoon, but that sort of caffeine-fulled lifestyle does not produce very pleasant after effects. Also, it's very easy to get sick of cleaning bathrooms and mopping floors and washing dishes for days and days on end.

So basically, I am fully prepared to greet with open arms my single day off. I am naming it The Great Tuesday. I'm not 100% sure what The Great Tuesday and I will do together, but I know building play-doh sculptures and sipping Sprite through Krazy straws will be involved. TGT and I will also make sure to utilize my off-hour and take a lunch trip to Taco Bell, where we will cram as many 99 cent burritos into our gullets as humanly possible. Q: Can you think of anything better?
A: No.

A side note: I would have found it nearly impossible to make it through this past week without the warbling voice and guitar picking of Meric Long. Words cannot describe the deep and unending love I have for The Dodos. If you haven't picked up Beware of the Maniacs or Visiter yet, you really should.

Goodnight.

2009-01-14T23:03:00.012-06:00

The first day of the Minot State University spring semester was officially today and I officially felt the fool when everyone had to announce their majors to the room.

Me: Sry still in high school lol no major for me.

Them: (Thinking) Good lord, I hope I don't get paired with this prepubescent adolescent for the group project. I bet she can't even tell Hamlet from Macbeth.

Everything is 10x worse in the winter. My wind-chapped knuckles are starting to crack and I should be roundhouse kicked for even attempting to blog with the amount of homework I still have.

Fuhgedaboutit I am going to bed. Peace out computer, see you at 5:00 am when I need to get up and finish my shit.

2009-01-08T17:23:00.008-06:00

THINGS I WILL NEED A LOT OF TO KEEP ME SANE UNTIL I GRADUATE:

• pancakes
• books I haven't read yet
• books I love to re-read
• freshly sharpened pencils
• double, triple, quad shot lattes
• cds, cassettes, LPs, etc.
• naps
• lighters to flick, papers to rip, guitar strings to pluck,anything to calm my constantly twitchy hands
• a new pair of shoes every few months
• tea
• someone to play tennis with
• Franny and Zooey
• extra long, extra hot showers
• movie nights with friends
• good hair days
• The Dodos
• The Beatles
• the soothing voices of Chet Baker and Nat King Cole
• encouraging words
• study days at the MSU library
• fashion magazines
• Dum Dums
• Audrey Hepburn movies
• good television (i.e. The Office, Flight of the Conchords, Gossip Girl)
• bad television (i.e. anything involving Tyra Banks, The Hills)
• British television (i.e. Doctor Who, Torchwood, East Enders, Primeval, etc.)
• and an absence of self-loathing would be nice as well.

Now I have to finish a paper on a story by Hemingway.

p.s. THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS

• Yearly spring break excursion to Winnipeg (March)
• The Watchmen (March)
• Going to Fargo to listen to Chuck Klosterman (April)
• Asking Chuck to be my prom date (April)
• Sweet seventeen (April)
• Tennis (April)

Looks like January and February can suck it.

bienvenue janvier

2009-01-05T20:36:00.010-06:00

Today my friend told me that she and my boss think I look like Zooey Deschanel. This made me quite happy.

Slumdog Millionaire

2008-12-31T13:33:00.004-06:00

One of the best movies I've seen for a long, long time.

Thoughts about my life if I still lived in EP:

1)I would read a lot more about local heros the Mars Volta in the newspaper

and 2)I would probably attend a lot of Beck shows, since he apparently loves El Paso.

Badonkadonkey

2008-12-27T16:50:00.003-06:00

A tip: Drinking copious amounts of champagne followed by guzzling copious amount of coffee can make for one hell of a stomach ache later on, so don't do it.

I, of course, learned this the hard way on Christmas. Christmas Eve and Christmas night I attended a couple of classy parties put on by friends of the family. Fortunately I am now old enough to be considered one of the "grown ups" and was allowed the obligatory glass of champagne that accompanies that title. In keeping with the holiday spirit, I suppose, my glass kept getting magically re-filled by unfamiliar adults who grilled me about college. Now of course I was more than happy to go along with this, but no one seemed to realize that four and half glasses of bubbly is enough to make this 5'3" girl a little tipsy. I always played it off cool though, so nothing was ever noticed. Oh, the holidays.

P.S. My grandmother is convinced I'm the next Meryl Streep and is pushing hard from me to study drama at Yale. Actually, more than one member of my family has mentioned this to me, as if it's something people do all the time. Ha!

Greetings from ice planet Hoth

2008-12-19T15:15:00.004-06:00

Twenty minutes out of the cold and I think my fingers are finally starting to regain motor function. ahfl;s. Oops not quite. I went to pick up my paycheck today and upon entering the building I seriously considered submerging my hands into a gigantic fresh-brewed thermos of coffee. My coworker thought this was a bad (and unsanitary) idea, so I restrained myself. At least it's pretty outside. The snowflakes are so fat they look fake.

BTW, I leave this wet pile for sunny El Paso on Sunday. You can bet I'm going to eat so many fucking churros when I get there.

For Christmas all I want are these tights:

and The Dark Knight.

p.s. Of Montreal's sugary nuggets of freak pop have been making me so, so happy lately.

2008-11-25T21:22:00.000-06:00

Things overheard from this one English teacher

2008-11-23T21:19:00.003-06:00

"I know it doesn't mean anything, but I find it really really interesting that his middle name is Hussein."

Shit, my dad has the same first name as Stalin. Does this mean he's going to start banishing people to Siberian labor camps? Does this matter? Fuck no.

The election results have turned everyone in this state into whiny babies.

2008-11-20T16:41:00.002-06:00

It was starting to rain here:
And here:

But you can't really tell.

2008-11-14T18:21:00.002-06:00

Nothing bad could ever happen at Tiffany's

2008-11-11T22:31:00.004-06:00

I need my hair to grow so I can wear it like this everyday.

A side note: The dream of attending my very favorite New York Ivy League University may well be dashed due to my current dismal grade in Religion class.

Life right now is a D+

Dear Science

2008-11-02T20:38:00.006-06:00

I currently just finished re-reading Franny and Zooey for the 87th (4th) time and as a consequence my short story I have to do for Creative Writing is coming out as a (shittier) version of a Salinger novel. THIS IS NOT GOOD, because a shitty version of a Salinger novel is just that, shit.
My plan is to change the setting from the 50s to the 80s and not mention anything about Buddhism or psychoanalysis. Ok. This is what I have so far:

Approximately 10:15 on a Sunday morning, a young man named Alex Hunt, age nineteen, sat on the roof an apartment building, dangling his legs over the side. If someone had happened to walk on to the roof at that very moment and observe the slight, hunched figure resting on its ledge, they undoubtedly would have made the precarious assumption that he was about to jump off. This, however, was not the case. If said observer had taken a moment to view the boy’s rather effeminate looking face, they would see an expression of subtle contemplation, which at first glance might pass as boredom. The look displayed on young Alex’s face resembled that of a small child’s while working on an exceptionally tricky arithmetic problem, something along the lines of 7+4 or 8-6.

Alright well now I have to start on this research paper, so peace out kids.

2008-10-11T20:45:00.004-05:00

"I like to ride trains too much. You never get to sit next to the window anymore when you're married."

- Zooey Glass

And that, I would say, is a suitable enough introduction.